Almost 100 views!  Hehe, except I now that most of them were me.  Anyways. Bye!

"Nothing will happen, if you don't step forward and do it yourself."

Those words are gems!  Why?  Because, I wrote them.  If you haven't noticed, I like making up stupid, ridiculous, and nonsenseful sayings.  I bet nonsenseful isn't a word, hmmm, that just shows how wrong this dictionary is. (LOL)


Anyway, what I really have posted to say is.....................................................................................

N-othing is as bad as boredom
O-ver decades of tears, nothing outranks boredom.
W-here does it end?   Nowhere, nowhere.

W-hat do you do?  Nothing, because you are bored.
H-ow do you stop it?  Do something!
A-slong as you are tired, boredom has allies.
T-yrannical as it is, boredom lives on.
?-this symbol may come to your mind, boredom, is at work.

Notice the first word on each line.  It was my first one of those I did, and I just made it up, so it's really bad. :(

I just noticed I kept on say "Hobbit 2 Trailer"  I meant the Hobbit Trailer #2, that would have been cool if the second movie's trailer came out already. :D


Anyway, I don't really have a lot to post except, uh, nothing.  I'll be doing book reviews, movie reviews, and other stuff in the future (and hopefully posting Minecraft pictures, because I have Minecraft PE, pocket edition).

Currently, I'm trying to figure out how GIMP 2 works and hopefully I'll be able to make some cool cover art (that of course, I will show you).  So, I guess this is the end, I'll have a lot better stuff once I get used to it, but I am sort of still figuring out what Blogspot can do . :D

Farewell!

The Kid Author

Alright, this is the fourth post today.... that's crazy, but I've been bored, so I thought I might as well.

First, I'm going to give The Hobbit Trailer a real review.

One of the best things I like in the book, is Gollum.  Although Gollum isn't funny in the books (at least, I don't think so) he's a very interesting character.  What I like about him best in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, is that he's funny, countless times he's made me laugh, I don't really know why, but he's funny.  From what I can tell in the trailer, Gollum seems just as funny (and creepy) as ever.  :D

I hope in the movies, that Thorin Oakenshield is presented right.  The trailer looked okay, but to me Thorin always seemed mean, but yet at the end when he ***SPOILER ALERT*** is killed, you feel really sad, that was one of the few books I cried in  ***END SPOILER***.  Balin is a really cool character, I hope they represent him correctly in the movie too.  Bombur, I suspect is going to be one of the main sources of entertainment, as he was in the book.  Many of the other dwarves in the book weren't really created to deeply, they were mentioned, but to be frank, they weren't really developed.  So, I hope to see that in the movie.

One thing that concerns me is Legolas.  I would like him to be in it, but I wouldn't like him to be in it to much, thus changing it from the book.  Legolas was, yes, my favorite character in the Lord of the Rings, yet I wouldn't like it if he spoiled the Hobbit.

I bet that the Hobbit will have a lot of "LOL"ing to go along with it, just the trailers are hilarious, of course they put funny parts in the trailers, but I bet there will be some funny part in the movie.

I don't know how many of you (the two of you I mean) have seen the behind the scenes of the Hobbit, I have to admit, I'm impressed.  The sets, wow, fore example, Dale, in one of the behind the scenes, they showed a quick tour of Dale.  It was MASSIVE!  Peter Jackson said that it was rivaling Minas Tirith and Helm's Deep in size.

Still, one thing about Dale is that in the book, I had this imagine of a destroyed, desolate town, and unless they do major changes (setting fire to it, blowing it up, and other fun stuff) it won't look destroyed at all.

Hobbiton!  Whoa!  I can hardly believe there is a real Hobbiton now!  That concludes that sometime in my life, I just have to go to New Zealand.  :D

Farewell!

The Hobbit 2 Trailer (I think that's what it be) is above.  I think PJ (Peter Jackson for short) seems to be doing a good job with the Hobbit.  Of course, I can't give you an accurate review, because this is just the trailer, but I bet it will be amazing.  Anyway, I'll be waiting impatiently for December 14, because that will give me something to review.  :D]

The Kid Author.

Fake Hobbit 2 Trailer

(I finally found something to post!  :D)  As many people know, the Hobbit 2 Trailer is coming out today (that's at least what I heard).  So, I found this on YouTube, it's super funny, not bad or anything, just funny.  It's sort of a parody of the Hobbit, which I believe will be a great movie, I hope no is offended (just because it's sort of making fun of the Hobbit)  Anyway!  It's super funny and isn't inappropriate or anything so, enjoy!

First off, I want to thank HyperLinkzer (Zach) and Taisia Tinuviel for following my blog :)


Second, I want to post something, although my brain feels like a desert with no oasis to put out good material.  So let me thing..... hmmm.... Yeah, I guess just a few pieces of randomness until I think of something.  :)

Here's a kitten that my brother brought home from the farm he works at. 

Here's a chicken's perspective of the world.

Here's a picture of sheep, their voices are really, really, REALLY deep, lol.

Another stone, this one is from Gettysburg.

A little spike thingy, set as a memorial in Antietam. 

A cannon look out over one of the fields the battle of Antietam was fought on.

Artillery up on a little knot in the ground.

And last, but, to use the cliche, not least (the rock was the least) is the Dunker Church, at the time of the battle of Antietam, the Church was used as a hospital sort of thing.

Anyway, I guess one thing came to my mind:  I need to be posting more words in the future, lol.

Yeah.... I just wanted to test the video thingy out.  :P

Yeah, I sort of redesigned my blog.

Anyway, more of how to kill a dragon, more of not to kill a dragon.

3.  Never a thief steal a dragon's bronze cup, even if it is a small trinket compared to his enormous wealth, he will notice it, dragons have done so twice now in recorded history, number one, in Beowulf, and two, in The Hobbit.  And both times the dragon was killed, but many people were killed because of it.

4.  Never look at a dragon's eyes, they will make you dizzy, then they will eat you.  But of course you also know that you should talk to a dragon in riddles.  And always were a magical trinket to keep you invisible, then don't look at a dragon because they can detect you if they look at you directly.

5.  As a legend, dragon's blood is known to make you invincible if you bathe in it.  Reasons not to bathe in it.

1.  It is disgusting.

2.  It eats away your flesh.

The legend is true, that it will make you immortal, that is, if you didn't die from the poison of the blood first.

6.  And last for now, is that you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER.... oh, I forget what I was going to say....  Well, don't do that, okay, you need to promise, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, to do that.

RANDOMNESS!!!

Just so you know, this is my main website, most probably already know this but I just wanted to throw that out there as more randomness :)

www.rahthacker.weebly.com

More chicks! 

Yup, I hope you got a taste of this website by now, so,

 Fare thee well

The Kid Tekija (The Kid Author in Finnish)

A dose of dry randomness

A taste of randomness.

So, yeah, up and to the right is my personal banner, and down is the flag of my Writing Club, yeah.

Special thanks to R.J.Lamkin for making the Writing Club banner.  I'll post random writings from my writing club, I already have a few up on my other website, my far larger one.

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And more random stuff.

My brother's Chickens while they were still chicks.

Pirates invading my old house.  (Happens a lot, these days.)

And, last and certainly least, is the stone you see.

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NaNoWriMo.

Hello elves!  Welcome to my blog purely meant for you.  I don't really know why I did this, but I wanted to get familiar to Blogger event though I already have a site.

Alright! First order of business!  I am doing NaNoWriMo for the first time, I was wondering how many other people have taken a shot at it?  How did it go for you?  And what did you learn from it.  Since this is my first time doing it I'm a little hesitant.  I heard you could outline you novel before November 1st, that's true isn't it?

So!  Second business thingy.  RANDOMNESS!  I'll be posting lots of random pictures, drawings (which will absolutely be horrible because I'm not a good drawer), writings, news and loads of other things.  And that's what this website is for, random stuff, why?  Because it would look overly ridiculous if it was on my normal website, even though I do have a Random Writings page, I don't think it fits quite right.

Okay, first random thing!  How to kill a dragon!

1.  Do not, I repeat do NOT, let me repeat that again, DO NOT EVER LOOK FOR A DRAGON!  That's the dragon's ways.  They trick you into coming because they capture damsels in distress.  That is there plot.  In Fairly Tales and Fake Tales Volume One, it clearly states that the dragon's methods of killing knights are by capturing the princess that the knight wants to marry.  Yes, I'm not kidding.
       Alright, so, once the princess are captured, the knight comes along and daringly attacks the dragon.  Daring, but stupid.  The dragon's made up those tales you see, so as to lure in unsuspecting victims.  What the dragons really do, is hide above the cave entrance, and pounce whenever the knight enters.  So you see the knights never live.  And neither do the princesses, in fact, the dragon never even let the princesses live once they are in the cave.  Naturally, the dragon eats the princess and kills the knight.  Thus things continue, not so happily ever after.  But, the kingdom thinks so, for the dragon forces a man and a woman to dress up like a knight and princess, they go back to the kingdom, get married and things continue on.

2.  Make sure you are armed with a silver-tipped-arrow-crossbow that you can buy for 5,000$  at my store.     Each round costs 2,000$ also.  With you crossbow and my brand-new-sword, that was the sword that a hero two thousand years ago used, you are ready to fight.  Or, you would be unless you were fighting a dragon.  As they say, you must counter fire with fire, so, I concocted an amazing thing two years ago.  It is the brand-new-fire-throwing!  You can also buy a pair of scale armor for only 1,000,000,000$!  It's a bargain!

Part 3 and 4 will follow in the following list that will follow this days list.  I hope you follow my blog, and start following the other website I have, rahthacker.weebly.com, have a nice time following!

The Kid Tekija  (The Kid Author in Finnish, my favorite language :))

Me, You and an Overall Hello!

I am the Kid Author, and Welcome!  This is just my first post, I have another two websites, this one is part time, I hope you enjoy, I'll be posting lots! (hopefully)

The Kid Author.