When Life Gets Depressing...

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The Writer's Way:  When life has a lot of lemons - make Orange Juice." ~ Anonymous

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"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!"  ~(good old) Vizzini

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Very respectable, ain't he?

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Ooh, that dog is gonna be in for it once the little girl sees... O.O Lol! :P

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I bet he's gonna be trouble... though he's cute. :D

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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Haha, reminds me of my brother and I.

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Poor baby...

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LOL!!!!!!!

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! :D :D :D :D :D

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LOL!  That's what everyone says. :D  Dogs must be catchin' on. :D

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If they could...

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Hehehehe... :P

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O.O

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One more...

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When life gets depressing, remember...
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That it isn't Narnia, but it could be.

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That was a pathetic try at a good quote, anyway...

~The WordWeaver

Ramblings Of Mine

Rambling is a good profession.

Unfortunately, it doesn't very well.  In fact, it doesn't pay at all, too bad. :P

But I'm going to jabber (or type) on anyway.

For years my church youth group has won 1st or 2nd medals in Volleyball tournaments.  And the second Volleyball team that we have does likewise each time, last year the two of our teams were actually competing for 1st place.

That's cool.

Unfortunately, this year, I doubt we'll get higher than 3rd place.

Why?

Because... I'm on their team.

Last week was the first time I ever played Volleyball before (I've hit the ball... but never played before).  And tonight is the second practice.

I'm terrible at it.

You don't know how many times I failed last week... neither do I, there was too many times to count.

Yeah, and the tournament is in seven weeks.

I'm dead.

Now What?

I haven't posted in forever. :(  (except yesterday, which didn't count).

What shall I post?

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I don't know.

The Hobbit 2 Trailer (I think that's what it be) is above.  I think PJ (Peter Jackson for short) seems to be doing a good job with the Hobbit.  Of course, I can't give you an accurate review, because this is just the trailer, but I bet it will be amazing.  Anyway, I'll be waiting impatiently for December 14, because that will give me something to review.  :D]

The Kid Author.

Fake Hobbit 2 Trailer

(I finally found something to post!  :D)  As many people know, the Hobbit 2 Trailer is coming out today (that's at least what I heard).  So, I found this on YouTube, it's super funny, not bad or anything, just funny.  It's sort of a parody of the Hobbit, which I believe will be a great movie, I hope no is offended (just because it's sort of making fun of the Hobbit)  Anyway!  It's super funny and isn't inappropriate or anything so, enjoy!

Yeah.... I just wanted to test the video thingy out.  :P

Yeah, I sort of redesigned my blog.

Anyway, more of how to kill a dragon, more of not to kill a dragon.

3.  Never a thief steal a dragon's bronze cup, even if it is a small trinket compared to his enormous wealth, he will notice it, dragons have done so twice now in recorded history, number one, in Beowulf, and two, in The Hobbit.  And both times the dragon was killed, but many people were killed because of it.

4.  Never look at a dragon's eyes, they will make you dizzy, then they will eat you.  But of course you also know that you should talk to a dragon in riddles.  And always were a magical trinket to keep you invisible, then don't look at a dragon because they can detect you if they look at you directly.

5.  As a legend, dragon's blood is known to make you invincible if you bathe in it.  Reasons not to bathe in it.

1.  It is disgusting.

2.  It eats away your flesh.

The legend is true, that it will make you immortal, that is, if you didn't die from the poison of the blood first.

6.  And last for now, is that you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, 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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, 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RANDOMNESS!!!

Just so you know, this is my main website, most probably already know this but I just wanted to throw that out there as more randomness :)

www.rahthacker.weebly.com

More chicks! 

Yup, I hope you got a taste of this website by now, so,

 Fare thee well

The Kid Tekija (The Kid Author in Finnish)

A dose of dry randomness

A taste of randomness.

So, yeah, up and to the right is my personal banner, and down is the flag of my Writing Club, yeah.

Special thanks to R.J.Lamkin for making the Writing Club banner.  I'll post random writings from my writing club, I already have a few up on my other website, my far larger one.

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And more random stuff.

My brother's Chickens while they were still chicks.

Pirates invading my old house.  (Happens a lot, these days.)

And, last and certainly least, is the stone you see.

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NaNoWriMo.

Hello elves!  Welcome to my blog purely meant for you.  I don't really know why I did this, but I wanted to get familiar to Blogger event though I already have a site.

Alright! First order of business!  I am doing NaNoWriMo for the first time, I was wondering how many other people have taken a shot at it?  How did it go for you?  And what did you learn from it.  Since this is my first time doing it I'm a little hesitant.  I heard you could outline you novel before November 1st, that's true isn't it?

So!  Second business thingy.  RANDOMNESS!  I'll be posting lots of random pictures, drawings (which will absolutely be horrible because I'm not a good drawer), writings, news and loads of other things.  And that's what this website is for, random stuff, why?  Because it would look overly ridiculous if it was on my normal website, even though I do have a Random Writings page, I don't think it fits quite right.

Okay, first random thing!  How to kill a dragon!

1.  Do not, I repeat do NOT, let me repeat that again, DO NOT EVER LOOK FOR A DRAGON!  That's the dragon's ways.  They trick you into coming because they capture damsels in distress.  That is there plot.  In Fairly Tales and Fake Tales Volume One, it clearly states that the dragon's methods of killing knights are by capturing the princess that the knight wants to marry.  Yes, I'm not kidding.
       Alright, so, once the princess are captured, the knight comes along and daringly attacks the dragon.  Daring, but stupid.  The dragon's made up those tales you see, so as to lure in unsuspecting victims.  What the dragons really do, is hide above the cave entrance, and pounce whenever the knight enters.  So you see the knights never live.  And neither do the princesses, in fact, the dragon never even let the princesses live once they are in the cave.  Naturally, the dragon eats the princess and kills the knight.  Thus things continue, not so happily ever after.  But, the kingdom thinks so, for the dragon forces a man and a woman to dress up like a knight and princess, they go back to the kingdom, get married and things continue on.

2.  Make sure you are armed with a silver-tipped-arrow-crossbow that you can buy for 5,000$  at my store.     Each round costs 2,000$ also.  With you crossbow and my brand-new-sword, that was the sword that a hero two thousand years ago used, you are ready to fight.  Or, you would be unless you were fighting a dragon.  As they say, you must counter fire with fire, so, I concocted an amazing thing two years ago.  It is the brand-new-fire-throwing!  You can also buy a pair of scale armor for only 1,000,000,000$!  It's a bargain!

Part 3 and 4 will follow in the following list that will follow this days list.  I hope you follow my blog, and start following the other website I have, rahthacker.weebly.com, have a nice time following!

The Kid Tekija  (The Kid Author in Finnish, my favorite language :))