TAGGED! (Yes, again)

CNGoodhue tagged me, http://writingsofthewriter.blogspot.com/.

So, I post my top favorite authors.  I'll post the in order of my favorites, even though I don't have to.

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1.)  J.R.R. Tolkien.  (Best writer EVER, The Children of Hurin is my favorite book of all time).

2.)  Brian Jacques.

3.)  Wayne Thomas Batson.  (Sorry, Sir Wayne, I couldn't decide.)

4.)  Christopher Hopper.  (Read the White Lion Chronicles if you haven't.  AND DO IT NOW! :D)

5.)  J. Tobias Buller.  (If you haven't read The War Horn, you need to, definitely one of my favorite books ever).

6.)  C.S. Lewis.

7.)  Victor Hugo.

8.)  Herman Melville.

9.)  The Writer of Beowulf.  (Whoever that is. O.O)

10.)  I don't know... the UG writers. :)

There you have it.  My favorite authors.  :)

I tag...

Lemme see...

Um...

The Hunter.  http://thehunterslayer.blogspot.com/.  Just to help his blog get off the ground. ;)

Now What?

I haven't posted in forever. :(  (except yesterday, which didn't count).

What shall I post?

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I don't know.

I HAVE FIVE FOLLOWERS!  HURRAH! :D

What has NaNo done to me???

Certain figures this month aren't quite matching up... not as well as I would like them anyway.

Yup, I'm talking about NaNoWriMo.  It's hard work, but I've discovered a lot about my writing style, my characters, and, yes, even myself... although I'm not sure what I found out about myself... :P  Probably something.

I am SOOOOO excited for my NaNo sequel, because that means:  I GET TO WRITE MORE ABOUT MY CHARACTERS!!! WAHOOOO!!!

Lol, but it is fun, and as I introduced two new characters yesterday, I thought this is going to be so fun to write a series on.  Why?  You would be thinking the same thing if you ever met Wedgewink, the funniest Darduffle of them all.

You don't know what a Darduffle is?  Okay... let this explain.


With long, brown ears that flopped back, a hairless head, and long, knotted nose, Wedgewink presented a comical form just looking at one aspect.  He also had large, puffing-out brown eyes, that had strained, blue marks coming across them.
       His light brown skin was covered in, at one time, fine clothes, which Wedgewink had preferred to ruin by jumping in mud puddles with joy, and of course for that, he gained a shout or two, or three, or four, or five, or… well, you get the picture.  Wedgewink’s thin body was all the more small after his perfectly round head.  It narrowed down to the mere bones, and his knees always seemed to be bent, adding to his shortness of only four and a half feet.

So, have a image in your mind?  Or are you just thinking that I went crazy?  Probably the result of NaNo, after all, whoever heard of a Darduffle...?  Or, especially, a Darduffle named Wedgewink?  Believe it or not, those names I made up as I was writing them, along with another two character's names.  I seem to do that a lot... :P

TAG!

I am not sure what this tagging thing is, but I saw it on Ryebrynn's blog, and she 'tagged' everyone, so I did it.  Here 'tis.

1.) Do you like chocolate?  Yes.

2.) Do you like sugar?  Yes.

3.) Are you homeschooled?  Yes

4.) Do you write?  Yes.

5.) Have you ever taken a freezing cold shower?  Yes.

6.) Do you like to write?  Yes...

7.) Do you have a strange interest in everything sugary and sweet?  Yes.

8.) Are you allergic to anything?  Yes.

9.) Do you live in a strange location?  Yes.

10.) How many animals do you have?  Yes.

11.) Do you like candy?  Yes.

What?  It isn't write? (PUN)  Okay, all those are true except 10.  I don't have a pet.  Though my brother has five.


Okay, next 11 things.

1.)  Are you human?
2.)  What happened when you killed your own character?
3.)  Have you ever gone crazy for no apparent reason?   (I'm assuming you have).
4.)  Are you short?
5.)  Can you obnoxiously unintentionally without-reason lecture someone for over five hours on writing?
6.)  How old are you?
7.)  DO YOU HATE HUMANS IN GENERAL?
8.)  If your character were to take you as a prisoner, what would you do?
9.)  Are you mad at your breakfast?
10.)  Are you a toddler?
11.)  Can you be awesome?

I'm going to tag...

Um...

Uh...

HyperLinkzer... as long as he doesn't spam me for it. :P

This is a list of 40 bad things that wouldn't have happened (or would have) if everyone in the world was exactly like me.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF EVERYONE BEING THE SAME AS ME.

1.  There would be no electronic devices.

2.  No video Games nor Movies.

3.  No cars, busses, trucks, or any other motorized vehicle.

4.  There would be no weapon other than Medieval technology... possibly not even that.

5.  No one would ever land on the moon.

6.  Neither Communism or Capitalism would exist, only dictatorships, monarchies, or anarchy.

7.  Mathematics would be a dreaded subject, if it was even comprehended.

8.  Everyone would be an author of at least several fantasy books.

9.  There would be to many fantasy books for man-kinds good.

10.  Only people with the right moods at certain times would like mystery fiction.

11.  Everyone likes history.

12.  No body likes horror novels.

13.  Paintings and other pictures would be of the poorest quality, though the people would like to draw.

14.  There would only be a 25% chance that humans would advance beyond Medieval or Dark Age technology.

15.  Cats would, most likely, be extinct.

16.  Everyone would dream of being a good artist.

17.  Everyone would think that their brothers (even though they are the same as him/her) were very odd.

18.  Only a certain measure of politics would surface in the busy, and befuddle minds of the nobles.

19.  Everyone would hate swimming pools or anything water related (i.e. showers).

20.  Hiawian Punch would never have been invented.

21.  Henry Ford would have spent his time dreaming up things he called a "Model T", not actually making it.

22.  Pink would be outlawed.

24.  Buildings would be sloppily constructed.

25.  The likelihood of bread being discovered by growing wheat and grinding it would be very, VERY, slim.

26.  Everyone would be saying "Politics equals, disguised lies."

27.  Leonardo DVinci would have finished most of what he started, unfortunately, that would only be a series of fantasy books.

28.  Kids as old as 12 would have an interest in politics.

29.  Kids 12 and older would be attempting to take over the world...

30.  Hand pumps would have never come into the mind of it creator.

31.  Everyone would hate Legos (though... I must say myself that that wouldn't be such a bad thing...)

32.  It would have taken a genius of his era to invent the bow and arrow.

33.  A genius 33 times that would be required to invent ballistas or catapults.

34.  If boats were built, no one would be able to comprehend how they floated, let alone sailed against the wind.

35.  Markus Perrson, the creator of Minecraft, would have written a fantasy book called, Minecraft, rather than making a video game.

36.  Everyone would eat butterbread for lunch, breakfast, and super.

37.  Macaroni and Cheese would be one of the top three favorite foods of every one, along with Pizza and Chicken Cordon Bleu.  (I don't see a consequence here though...)

38.  When someone said "genetically reverse engineered it" the other person would run away screaming.

39.  Everyone would be inventing a slew of new words weekly.

40.  The bill that says "The right to bear arms" would be abolished for its silly wording.

More to come probably, those are just the ones I thought up real quick.

NaNo Update:  15,832.  Finally the plot has been getting underway, still, the reason for the title is going to be far into the novel.  There is so much material that I don't think I'm going to put it in one book, I might have a sequel... trilogy, who knows, maybe even a cycle.  I have yet to decide the ending, there are two possible ways, yet I was thinking of having one be the end of the second book, so as to keep this novel shorter, for the first option would be slightly less long.

All other writings are on the postponed list, The Black Sorceress, The Spider King novel, The Sci-Fi novel I might write, two novels I have outlined, another I have started, and another two compilations of short stories.  Thus, what I mean, is that I will be posting a lot, but I am going to be VERY BUSY even after NaNo, because then I'll be drafting my NaNo novel, and starting some other writings.  So... yeah...

Also, I'm going to be doing a series of posts on Fantasy Map-Making and the like.

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I know that someone was wondering why I did that a while ago... the answer... well... just because I'm crazy and random. :P :D

So, it's November 3rd and the first time I've posted.

NANOWRIMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah... you can tell I'm excited.

I've got 5,511 words so far, I wanted to have more, since my word goal is 60,000.  Yes... this is going to be tough.  :D

I have an idea of what the Black Sorceress Trailer #2 will be like, but haven't started in consequence to NaNo.

Yeah, that's about all I have to say *smiles meekly*

Good luck writing fellow NaNoer's!!! :D

The Black Sorceress, NaNoWriMo, And Whatever Else Comes To Mind

Okay, so after a while, I have finally scrambled together The Black Sorceress' first trailer.  This one is worse from the original one, but I couldn't transport it from one computer to the other.  So, here is the first, of hopefully some more, TBS (The Black Sorceress) trailer!  :D  Sound is lacking... which is unfortunate, but whateva'.

Yeah, so it's not that good. :/

NaNo News:

I have decided that I will loose NaNoWriMo.  Yes, I WILL loose it.  Quantity is not what I need, I need quality.  NaNoWriMo is focused on getting you to write quantity... that's good, but I can already write quantity, I do not need a motivation.  So, I am just going to go for quality, and if, along the way, I happen to reach the 60,000 word goal <which the odds are incredibly high> then cool!  So yeah, I'm not going to win...

Other news:

DODW will be re-continued in mid-to-late December, sorry. :(

EXCERPTS FROM MY NANO NOVEL COMING NOVEMBER 1ST!  WATCH OUT!!

303 views!  Many thanks to all of you who have visited my blog.  And also, especially, who have been following it!

But, enough with boring announcements (although, here's one more :P).  DODW is, going to be on hold for a LONG time.  But it'll come back, I've got a bunch of different seasons lined up.  Now, I'm just going to post pretty random things.  Prepare for a long post. :D

Some of you probably saw this already, but here's the first summary of The Black Sorceress (my current story I'm posting on the UG).


Eyes.
Eyes that saw, but could not be seen.
Eyes that watched, but never moved.
Eyes that had a will of their own.

As a housemaid for her younger and very arrogant cousin, Shara had been hired as a maid.  Yet Shara wasn't bargaining for anymore.  But unfortunate events would catch up to her and force he to become the slave of her cousin, Kara.  Yet she would not rest as a slave.  However, her simple life would change before anything happened, for the Eyes had come.  Eyes that would freeze a man in his tracks.  And all Shara had wanted to do was finish watering the garden.

Two castles sat in the middle of Kann Forest.  One dark and gloomy, as Rite looked upon it he was filled with despair.  It resembled a part of Rite’s life, the darker side of him.  It stood in defiance of peace and prosperity, longing for power to take, and not to give.  It strives for power and wealth.  However, it had one good intention, to bring the Sources together, yet was that good enough alone?  But another castle stood in the very same place in a different vision.  This castle was strong and sturdy.  The power of it emanated even outside of the picture.  It welcomed the weary traveler, yet defied the robber.  It was bastion of refuge and a fortress for the seeking and lost, for all of those who would take it.  Yet why would Rite choose it?  That, would be decided when a group of killers came prowling around his house at midnight, in want of revenge… but what had he done?

Yeah, pretty bad, but I'll make it better...

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Wow, really sorry for not posting recently.  Currently, I'm real busy, so, Season 1 will be on hold for a while.   NaNoWriMo is getting closer and closer and I still need to prepare.

Farewell!

Wow, really sorry for not posting recently.  Currently, I'm real busy, so, Season 1 will be on hold for a while.   NaNoWriMo is getting closer and closer and I still need to prepare.

Farewell!

And the winner is....

Andan.

Andan 3.

Cluster 0.

(if I'm wrong, please tell me so)

Andan:  See, brains win over, over... whatever you have, Cluster, I guess that's the lack of them.

Cluster:  CLUSTER HAVE PLENTY BRAINS!  CLUSTER WIN NEXT TIME DOW!

News report:

Andan seemed to make a come back in this episode, yet we don't know if this was just luck.  With Cluster loosing by one episode, though, and only three more to go, Cluster will have to take this next match seriously, if Andan wins the next episode, Cluster will have to win every episode, just to tie it.

Next episode, October 18.

Episode 3 of...

Do Or Don't

Warfare

Me:  Alright!  Episode 3!  This episode starts like this:  You rule a fortress.  Now, somehow, robbers sneak in and steal lots and lots and lots of you money, the money you were going to use to help the poorer people of your kingdom get homes.  However, your Night-Wall Guards see someone running away from your castle.  Do you:  A, Rush out with the troops you have after the thief.  B, send out a small detachment of your stealthiest men to hunt the thief down.  Or C, not go after the robber.  But there is one other thing... however, that will only be revealed once you pick you answer.

Cluster:  Cluster not like this!  Cluster not know which one he die in!

Andan:  If you are just going to scream like a baby in want of milk, shut up.

Cluster:  Andan tell Cluster to shut up!?!?!?  Outrageous!

Andan:  *gasp* Wow, you have the intelligence to say outrageous, maybe, maybe, I underestimated you.

Cluster:  Uuuuuh.  What outrageous mean?

Andan:  Oh, uh, nevermind.

Me:  Sir Andan, which is you choice?

Andan:  Hmmm... I'll pick... B.

Me:  And you, Cluster?

Cluster:  Cluster pick A.

Me:  Now debate why, I'll reveal the other factor in a bit.  Andan, explain your choice.

Andan:  I choose B because my main force chasing after the robber would be pointless.  They wouldn't catch up to them and they wouldn't be very effective even if they did catch him.  If I send out my stealthiest scouts after him, they will have a much more likely chance of catching him since they don't have the main force to slow them down.

Me:  Cluster?

Cluster:  Cluster picked A betuz if you storm out, den you'd catch 'im as easy as catching a fly by hemming him into corner.

Andan:  Could you please stop using stupid allegories?

Cluster:  CLUSTER ALLEGORIES NOT STUPID!!!

Me:  Cool down!  I will now reveal the hidden object that would come into play.  As soon as you send out troops, they are ambushed, slaughtered, and you fortress besieged.  Or, if you had sent out all you troops, then the enemy hiding around the back would slip in and fight you as your men were coming out of you open and exposed gates.

Andan:  Okay, so I loose a few scouts, no big deal.

Cluster:  *moans* Dat mean all my troops die!?!?!?

Me:  Andan, it actually is a big deal.  Those people who were going to benifit from the money are angry, they think now that it was one of your plots to act like you were going to give them money, but then steal it from yourself and use it hiddenly at your own wish.  And Cluster, not exactly, you MAY be able to save your fortress, but I'm not allowed to give any hints.

Cluster:  YAY!  Cluster troops not die!

Andan:  Errr... so I have to get the money.

Me:  Cluster, how would your troops not die?

Cluster:  Author just said they didn't.

Me:  Only depends on what you do...

Cluster:  Oh.  Cluster rush back in fortress and hide.

Me:  *sigh*  Andan, how would you get your money back?

Andan:  Knowing that there were going to be ambushes along the way, I would march out my forces with archers on the walls to cover my  advance.  From there, my own troops would have scouts and constant aware guards.

Me:  Good answer.  Cluster, have you found a way to save your troops yet?

Cluster:  CLUSTER GENIUS!  CLUSTER GOT IDEA!  Cluster and archers go onto walls and fire at attacking enemy.  Then, Cluster go down and help maylay troops and beat off the enemy.

Me:  I think it's Melee.  Okay.  Closing statement anyone?

Cluster:  All voters should vote for Cluster.  Cluster smart, Cluster know what good for people.
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Voting closes October 14.

Since I don't think anyone else is going to vote, I'll post the winner of DODW Episode 2.

THE WINNER IS!  (to use HyperLinkzer's awesome method)

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Cluster!

That is right.  The score was:

Cluster 2.

Andan 0.

Cluster:  YAY!  CLUSTER PUMMEL ANDAN! CLUSTER PUMMEL ANDAN!  *Dances away*

The News Report:

In this episode, it seemed Andan severely lacked his former ability.  Despite Cluster's well, um, his ways, Andan was clearly behind him.  We hope in the next episode Andan will study more.

Well, you heard it from the news reporters too... although that doesn't mean much at times...

ADDITIONAL NEWS:

Episode 3 will be out October 12.  (I'm excited to give you this one... :D)  And I'll also be working on pictures for Cluster and Andan... but don't be surprised if you are surprised... if that made any sense, lol.

So the polls on the right side of the blog have closed!  I'll change them soon, however, I will post the results.

1 of the people liked writing better in the evening out of five.
3 of the people liked writing better late at night.
and 1 liked writing in the early morning best.

For the other poll, 100% liked Fantasy Fiction the best... no surprise for that one.  :D

Anyway, I will announce the winner of DODW (Do or Don't: Warfare) on October 12th, 2012.

Do or Don't

Warfare

Yup, it's time again for episode 2.  This season will feature five episodes, just giving you a heads up.

Me:  Alright, you are in a similar situation as the soldiers were at The Charge of the Light Brigade.  For any of you who do not know what this particular battle was set up, it was  (basically) like this:

The Commanding General of the British forces stood upon a hill.  He wrote down a vague form of attack to the people not on the hill, that were down in the valley.  Now, the Russian (whom the British were fighting) had two positions.  One, was to the left, on a range hills, and the other was in the valley, facing the main British forces.

Now, the commanding general of the British forces sends a badly written message to Lord Nolan (some kind of relation to him I believe, so they didn't get along well).  Now, Lord Nolan rides down into the valley and gives the orders to the general down there.  The general ask "which guns" and Lord Nolan replies, waving his hand over the entire battle field (including the Russian troops up on the hill, that the soldiers in the valley could not see).  The General in the valley, thus thought he meant the guns right in front of him.

So, The General in the valley rides out at the Russians in the valley, with, The Light Brigade (cavalry).  The Heavy Brigade (also cavalry, this particular brigade was called the "Heavy" brigade because it has strong, but slower, horses than the Light Brigade) was backup for The Light Brigade.

Now, the Russians up on the hill (the hill to the left of the British perspective) began pounding the Light Brigade, and the Russians in the valley began firing.

Thus, as you can see, it was a disaster, but that's not all.  Lord Nolan, seeing the mistake, charged out with The Light Brigade to tell them they were attacking the wrong guns, but he never even made it.  For, in the thousands of bullets, the literal storm of lead, he was shot, dead.

The Light Brigade charged on, suffering immense casualties, but at last getting to the guns in the valley.  Surprisingly, they took the gun position!  Unfortunately, they could not hold it, for from up on the hill they were still being pounded, and the Russians who had fled the valley position, were coming back.  So, the Light Brigade turned back, going through the same massacre again.  Out the 660 some, only 100 and some survived.

But that wasn't all!  The Russians were now attacking, you only have a small force to fight off the massive Russian cavalry.  You could, A, run away, and possibly never see you home again.  B, make a valiant stand (which could easy be your end), or C.  Attack again with your infantry and Heavy Brigade.

Which would you choose?

Cluster:  *belches* Cluster pick C.

Andan:  B.

Me:  Okay, Cluster, why did you choose C?

Cluster:  Well, number one, it da first letter of me name.

Me:  And number two...?

Cluster:  You knows what day say, best offense is da worst defense... er, somethin'

Andan:  And that proves your point how?

Me:  Cluster, I think you mean the a good offense is a good defense.

Cluster:  Yah, da.  So's I go and crush the enemy up on da hill, widda' Heavy Brigade and Infantry, den I can crush da last Viking spot.

Me:  Russian, Cluster, Russian.  Alright, Andan, why did you choose B?

Andan:  If I stay and fight, then I probably beat off the enemy, and then, I will attack.

Cluster:  Yah, but yous get mashed befur you can 'tack again.

Andan:  How so?

Cluster:  Yous only got like, a few thousands men, while da Russ has got like, fifty thousands.

Me:  Cluster, it's Russians.  And no, the Russians do not have fifty thousand.  There infantry is about the same as yours.  But they do have more artillery.

Cluster:  'kay.  Well, me plan would way work.

Andan:  Not as good as mine.

Cluster:  Wellz dat's just becuz-

Me:  OKAY! The judges can decide from here on.

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Does that make sense?  If it doesn't you can either look it up or I'll explain it better. :D

Season 1

Episode 1

Today is the grand opening of...

DO OR DON'T

WARFARE

This season is on Medieval Warfare, and other seasons will consist of other such things.  So with that, let me introduce the two contestants.

Me:  Welcome Sir Andan of...

Andan:  Herro!

Me:  And General... Cluster.

Cluster:  Hey'o!  I am General dude Cluster!  I was named after the famous and brilliant General Custer, who currently resides in Boston, Russia.

Me:  General Custer was killed about 160 years ago.  And his real current location is "six feet under."  Oh, and Boston isn't in Russia, either.

Cluster:  Dat's what fake history books say.  True history is dat he still 'live.  Boston WAY in Russia!  It like in da northern province called like... France.  Where "six feet under" anyway?

Me:  In the grave.  Anyway, let's get this episode on with.  Cluster, you are trapped.  You are in a valley with only six thousand troops to command.  What would you do?

Cluster:  I'd totally just mow 'em down.

Me:  Uuuuuh, this is medieval warfare I'm talking about.  Let's make this more simple.  A:  You could charge out of the valley in which you are surrounded and get slaughtered terribly.  B:  You could wait for an ally to arrive (it could possibly be 2 or more days until then.)  Or C:  Go along the valley south, hoping to get away from the main enemy force.  Which would be your choice?

Cluster:   Dat not make sense.

Me:  Just answer!

Cluster:  'kay, fine.  B.

Me:  Andan, which would be your choice.

Andan:  C.

Me:  Now, discuss, KINDLY, why you think so.

Andan:  If I wait until allies come, then, I will be able to attack from outside the valley AND from inside.

Cluster:  But you get smashed before ally come.

Andan:  Who says?

Cluster:  You be mashed into mashed 'taters cuz enemy come on you from all directions and mash you.

Andan:  But I'd put up a fight.

Cluster:  Dat not matter.  You still become mashed 'taters if you does stay.

Me:  Alright, so, Cluster, why did you choose B?

Cluster.  Cuz if I go down the da' valley den I can get out by 'tacking where enemy least reinforced.

Me:  Well, that seems (half) reasonable.  I guess it's time for the judges to decide.

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Put in your answers to decide who wins this episode.

Okay, so, a while back I was giving reasons why not to attack a dragon, I'll continue that for a while.

7.  The Princess that you went to save would be dead most likely and in the dragon's stomach, so unless you want to go fishing for bones while an angry dragon is trying to kill you... then you don't want to go after any Fair Maidens or Damsels in Distress.

8.  No sane knight would attack a giant lizard that had scary teeth, terrifying claws, and incinerating mouth wash that could spew upon you at anytime.  That is the relative of a dragon, it's called a Toothpaste Lizard if you don't know already... the name sends shivers down my spine.

9.  Dragons have friends.  One knight alone cannot, let me repeat that, cannot, (that wasn't as good as I wanted it to be) CANNOT, I said, CANNOT, CANNOT kill a dragon.  Reasons:  1, the dragon, as stated before, is ferocious.  And 2, he has FRIENDS!  As soon as you kill one, twenty others will want revenge!  (plus your armor).  Pretty soon you'll be a meal in one, or more, dragon's stomachs.

10 (and last for now).  You cannot simply kill a dragon with a sword.  Rather, you must use ingenious tactics, tactics, I am sure, I am the only one smart enough and capably enough to invent.  That is why, NOT to attack a dragon.

DISCLAIMER:  As I said above, you cannot, CANNOT, kill a dragon without me ingenious head (jk), and uh.... I do not want to fight any dragons at the moment.

Anyway, next post will be serious, I'll post about the recent debate, yeah.

Sorry I haven't posted in a LOOOOONG while, but time has slipped through my hands like sand at the beach... (the beach I never go to).

Anyway.

I need to think of something I feel obligated to do so I keep posting.  What do you want me to do?  I want to have something I know that I should do, like HyperLinkzer's FVF episodes, otherwise why should I really continue this?  I don't know what got into my head when I made it so...

Randomness won't supply an everlasting amount of posts.
Talking about my writings and posting them is what my main blog is for.
Posting tips on writing is what my main blog is for.

So, as you can see, I don't know what to do.  Do you have any ideas?  As I write this, I am scanning my brain furiously............. but nothing has come.

So, basically I am asking whether you want me to continue this, and if you do... then I need your help.

Almost 100 views!  Hehe, except I now that most of them were me.  Anyways. Bye!

"Nothing will happen, if you don't step forward and do it yourself."

Those words are gems!  Why?  Because, I wrote them.  If you haven't noticed, I like making up stupid, ridiculous, and nonsenseful sayings.  I bet nonsenseful isn't a word, hmmm, that just shows how wrong this dictionary is. (LOL)


Anyway, what I really have posted to say is.....................................................................................

N-othing is as bad as boredom
O-ver decades of tears, nothing outranks boredom.
W-here does it end?   Nowhere, nowhere.

W-hat do you do?  Nothing, because you are bored.
H-ow do you stop it?  Do something!
A-slong as you are tired, boredom has allies.
T-yrannical as it is, boredom lives on.
?-this symbol may come to your mind, boredom, is at work.

Notice the first word on each line.  It was my first one of those I did, and I just made it up, so it's really bad. :(

I just noticed I kept on say "Hobbit 2 Trailer"  I meant the Hobbit Trailer #2, that would have been cool if the second movie's trailer came out already. :D


Anyway, I don't really have a lot to post except, uh, nothing.  I'll be doing book reviews, movie reviews, and other stuff in the future (and hopefully posting Minecraft pictures, because I have Minecraft PE, pocket edition).

Currently, I'm trying to figure out how GIMP 2 works and hopefully I'll be able to make some cool cover art (that of course, I will show you).  So, I guess this is the end, I'll have a lot better stuff once I get used to it, but I am sort of still figuring out what Blogspot can do . :D

Farewell!

The Kid Author

Alright, this is the fourth post today.... that's crazy, but I've been bored, so I thought I might as well.

First, I'm going to give The Hobbit Trailer a real review.

One of the best things I like in the book, is Gollum.  Although Gollum isn't funny in the books (at least, I don't think so) he's a very interesting character.  What I like about him best in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, is that he's funny, countless times he's made me laugh, I don't really know why, but he's funny.  From what I can tell in the trailer, Gollum seems just as funny (and creepy) as ever.  :D

I hope in the movies, that Thorin Oakenshield is presented right.  The trailer looked okay, but to me Thorin always seemed mean, but yet at the end when he ***SPOILER ALERT*** is killed, you feel really sad, that was one of the few books I cried in  ***END SPOILER***.  Balin is a really cool character, I hope they represent him correctly in the movie too.  Bombur, I suspect is going to be one of the main sources of entertainment, as he was in the book.  Many of the other dwarves in the book weren't really created to deeply, they were mentioned, but to be frank, they weren't really developed.  So, I hope to see that in the movie.

One thing that concerns me is Legolas.  I would like him to be in it, but I wouldn't like him to be in it to much, thus changing it from the book.  Legolas was, yes, my favorite character in the Lord of the Rings, yet I wouldn't like it if he spoiled the Hobbit.

I bet that the Hobbit will have a lot of "LOL"ing to go along with it, just the trailers are hilarious, of course they put funny parts in the trailers, but I bet there will be some funny part in the movie.

I don't know how many of you (the two of you I mean) have seen the behind the scenes of the Hobbit, I have to admit, I'm impressed.  The sets, wow, fore example, Dale, in one of the behind the scenes, they showed a quick tour of Dale.  It was MASSIVE!  Peter Jackson said that it was rivaling Minas Tirith and Helm's Deep in size.

Still, one thing about Dale is that in the book, I had this imagine of a destroyed, desolate town, and unless they do major changes (setting fire to it, blowing it up, and other fun stuff) it won't look destroyed at all.

Hobbiton!  Whoa!  I can hardly believe there is a real Hobbiton now!  That concludes that sometime in my life, I just have to go to New Zealand.  :D

Farewell!

The Hobbit 2 Trailer (I think that's what it be) is above.  I think PJ (Peter Jackson for short) seems to be doing a good job with the Hobbit.  Of course, I can't give you an accurate review, because this is just the trailer, but I bet it will be amazing.  Anyway, I'll be waiting impatiently for December 14, because that will give me something to review.  :D]

The Kid Author.

Fake Hobbit 2 Trailer

(I finally found something to post!  :D)  As many people know, the Hobbit 2 Trailer is coming out today (that's at least what I heard).  So, I found this on YouTube, it's super funny, not bad or anything, just funny.  It's sort of a parody of the Hobbit, which I believe will be a great movie, I hope no is offended (just because it's sort of making fun of the Hobbit)  Anyway!  It's super funny and isn't inappropriate or anything so, enjoy!

First off, I want to thank HyperLinkzer (Zach) and Taisia Tinuviel for following my blog :)


Second, I want to post something, although my brain feels like a desert with no oasis to put out good material.  So let me thing..... hmmm.... Yeah, I guess just a few pieces of randomness until I think of something.  :)

Here's a kitten that my brother brought home from the farm he works at. 

Here's a chicken's perspective of the world.

Here's a picture of sheep, their voices are really, really, REALLY deep, lol.

Another stone, this one is from Gettysburg.

A little spike thingy, set as a memorial in Antietam. 

A cannon look out over one of the fields the battle of Antietam was fought on.

Artillery up on a little knot in the ground.

And last, but, to use the cliche, not least (the rock was the least) is the Dunker Church, at the time of the battle of Antietam, the Church was used as a hospital sort of thing.

Anyway, I guess one thing came to my mind:  I need to be posting more words in the future, lol.

Yeah.... I just wanted to test the video thingy out.  :P

Yeah, I sort of redesigned my blog.

Anyway, more of how to kill a dragon, more of not to kill a dragon.

3.  Never a thief steal a dragon's bronze cup, even if it is a small trinket compared to his enormous wealth, he will notice it, dragons have done so twice now in recorded history, number one, in Beowulf, and two, in The Hobbit.  And both times the dragon was killed, but many people were killed because of it.

4.  Never look at a dragon's eyes, they will make you dizzy, then they will eat you.  But of course you also know that you should talk to a dragon in riddles.  And always were a magical trinket to keep you invisible, then don't look at a dragon because they can detect you if they look at you directly.

5.  As a legend, dragon's blood is known to make you invincible if you bathe in it.  Reasons not to bathe in it.

1.  It is disgusting.

2.  It eats away your flesh.

The legend is true, that it will make you immortal, that is, if you didn't die from the poison of the blood first.

6.  And last for now, is that you should never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, 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ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER.... oh, I forget what I was going to say....  Well, don't do that, okay, you need to promise, never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, to do that.

RANDOMNESS!!!

Just so you know, this is my main website, most probably already know this but I just wanted to throw that out there as more randomness :)

www.rahthacker.weebly.com

More chicks! 

Yup, I hope you got a taste of this website by now, so,

 Fare thee well

The Kid Tekija (The Kid Author in Finnish)

A dose of dry randomness

A taste of randomness.

So, yeah, up and to the right is my personal banner, and down is the flag of my Writing Club, yeah.

Special thanks to R.J.Lamkin for making the Writing Club banner.  I'll post random writings from my writing club, I already have a few up on my other website, my far larger one.

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And more random stuff.

My brother's Chickens while they were still chicks.

Pirates invading my old house.  (Happens a lot, these days.)

And, last and certainly least, is the stone you see.

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NaNoWriMo.

Hello elves!  Welcome to my blog purely meant for you.  I don't really know why I did this, but I wanted to get familiar to Blogger event though I already have a site.

Alright! First order of business!  I am doing NaNoWriMo for the first time, I was wondering how many other people have taken a shot at it?  How did it go for you?  And what did you learn from it.  Since this is my first time doing it I'm a little hesitant.  I heard you could outline you novel before November 1st, that's true isn't it?

So!  Second business thingy.  RANDOMNESS!  I'll be posting lots of random pictures, drawings (which will absolutely be horrible because I'm not a good drawer), writings, news and loads of other things.  And that's what this website is for, random stuff, why?  Because it would look overly ridiculous if it was on my normal website, even though I do have a Random Writings page, I don't think it fits quite right.

Okay, first random thing!  How to kill a dragon!

1.  Do not, I repeat do NOT, let me repeat that again, DO NOT EVER LOOK FOR A DRAGON!  That's the dragon's ways.  They trick you into coming because they capture damsels in distress.  That is there plot.  In Fairly Tales and Fake Tales Volume One, it clearly states that the dragon's methods of killing knights are by capturing the princess that the knight wants to marry.  Yes, I'm not kidding.
       Alright, so, once the princess are captured, the knight comes along and daringly attacks the dragon.  Daring, but stupid.  The dragon's made up those tales you see, so as to lure in unsuspecting victims.  What the dragons really do, is hide above the cave entrance, and pounce whenever the knight enters.  So you see the knights never live.  And neither do the princesses, in fact, the dragon never even let the princesses live once they are in the cave.  Naturally, the dragon eats the princess and kills the knight.  Thus things continue, not so happily ever after.  But, the kingdom thinks so, for the dragon forces a man and a woman to dress up like a knight and princess, they go back to the kingdom, get married and things continue on.

2.  Make sure you are armed with a silver-tipped-arrow-crossbow that you can buy for 5,000$  at my store.     Each round costs 2,000$ also.  With you crossbow and my brand-new-sword, that was the sword that a hero two thousand years ago used, you are ready to fight.  Or, you would be unless you were fighting a dragon.  As they say, you must counter fire with fire, so, I concocted an amazing thing two years ago.  It is the brand-new-fire-throwing!  You can also buy a pair of scale armor for only 1,000,000,000$!  It's a bargain!

Part 3 and 4 will follow in the following list that will follow this days list.  I hope you follow my blog, and start following the other website I have, rahthacker.weebly.com, have a nice time following!

The Kid Tekija  (The Kid Author in Finnish, my favorite language :))

Me, You and an Overall Hello!

I am the Kid Author, and Welcome!  This is just my first post, I have another two websites, this one is part time, I hope you enjoy, I'll be posting lots! (hopefully)

The Kid Author.